Signs of Sanity

Friday, October 27, 2006

Wat on Earth in Happening???????

I remember this scene from one of my visits to my Home town..a Village near trichy...
A old man is lying down in the balcony(u shud see the balconies of these old Tam houses atleast once..they just rock)with his handfan..2 kids are sitting near his leg and appearing to massage it, but actually playing with each other..And then a 40 year old man sitting in a chair and deciding the menu for the next day lunch with his wife who is admiring her kids playing...ohh..and forgot the Grandma who is humming a Madurai mani Number while feeling nostalgic about her own days in the Grand Kitchen :)

i first want to ask Mr.Edison..why on earth did he invent the bloody bulb???????
I would rather prefer having dinner with my family in the dim wat ever source if light that was used centuries ago,than slogging my ass off putting night outs for some Mr.Gates!!!
Wats the point in working some 20 hrs a day making 20lacs per annum without spending 20 minutes with ur most beloved ones a day??Utter crap!!

Well..all is fine with Growth,development and stuff..but are u happy at the end of the day??Its very difficult to seperate ourselves from the Macro picture of the society and its goals..but then who is going to think about u,if not u??

I beleive that I exist for the sake of existing..dont make it even a inch more complex lord..please!!!

Monday, September 18, 2006

A Date with My Blog

Yes..thats how often i blog :) this article is not about blogging..rather its about Dating!!Yes..my dear friends..iam one among u..i havent dated a girl till now..
To define dating from a perspective of a person who hasent dated, is actually quite easy..."WASTE OF TIME"..but it turns out, that there is more to it, its a waste of money too..really??give it a second thought my dear friend..its really not.

Dating is a highly stimulating(ill come to wat it stimulates later) process..I am not going to analyze Blind dating and other complicated forms of dating..as not many known to me have told me taht they have done it..so difficult to imagine for me..
Lets segment the whole process into the following and analyze..
1.introcuction
2.IPO(initial public outing)
3.Nice big dinner(for ur partner)
4.Nice Fat Bill(ofcourse for u)
5.STOP!(i assume india has'ent developed the indigenous technology to proceed further)


Intro
This is the toughest part for the amatuers..Pro's just blow this away....Some eye or Hi contact...Exchange of emotions or wat ever u call it..Fhat..MOU signed..Deal proceed..

IPO
basically,Testing the waters..either besant nagar beach or Powai lake..purs(u)e her interests in a small fasion..well any signs of constructive interference?? GO ahed Son!!
Mind u..70% of dates fail at this stage...smart people figure out people who dont like to spend..and 70% of girls r smart :)(yes..means all boyz dont like to spend at this stage..unless slysha long term plans r there )

NBD
k..u r the lucky guy..wthout spending..u have proceeded in life..good for u..but cant escape now..Take her to a CCD or a GRT(depending on the girl)..Now is teh time to talk serious stuff..abt her hairstyle,lipstick color and the RMKV saree she will wear for wedding and loads of other Critical data..K..u havent eaten atall..u have been talking all the time..meantime..she is having her desert and is uncomfortably looking at her watch..u hurry up and

NFB
yes..u guys know it dont u...hopefully the fourth digit dosent bother u...

STOP!
i know..wat next after dinner???all u perverts..go ahed..india is a democratic country..Stimulate ur senses asmuch as possible(remember??)
If u r not a pervert..then wats the stimulating stuff?? well..GO ahed for the next dinner..Stimulate ur bank account...

Now..iam quite sure..many of u wont agree with a lot of stuff ive written..infact even i dont agree...cant help it.will try making the next article worth while to read,ie if u come back and read it :)

Saturday, August 05, 2006

signs of shit

I had doubts about the title of my blog.whether to name it "signs of sanity" or "science of sanity".Well both r slysha insane and i sticked to the former..This is the most peaceful time of the year when u can actually find people more psyched than myself..the freshies ofcourse.This gumbal of homosapiens will be mutated soon and will become the typical 'maa chod,bhen chod' type and start paining the shit out of all the deers,monkeys and the techno graphix guys in our institute..
k guys..back to bed (alone :-( )